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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Funny 50th birthday sayings if you cannot do great things at 50 do small things in a great way. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. As you grow older it will avoid you. The older you get the more it costs. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach.

Fun is like life insurance. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. Old age is like underwear. Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap.

Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked. Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4.

Franklin pierce adams. It creeps up on you anon.